". . VOOOOOOI! W-WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIS?!"

[. . Why, it's a tiny TYE!Shark. With a bowl of chocolate ice cream. Pesterhim?Y/N?]

[. . He had aquired a sword at some point - a regular sword. . .Not quite as nice as the one he was used to. . . But considering his situation and lack of an arm. . .It would have to suffice. Either way, he felt like he'd been entirely long without one. . .and slightly out of shape as a result ( Read more... )

[. . . That chocolate bunny had been taunting him. So. . . You know. He bit it's fucking head off. . . and it didn't taste bad really. . .So he decided to eat the whole thing. He had no idea if this bit was related to the fact that the world was suddenly much bigger - either that or he was just a lot smaller. Either way, he wasn't happy about this ( Read more... )

[He was staring at this cutely wrapped box with an immense amount of disgust. He wasn't going to open it - he could already tell what it was. He did not approve. There wasn't a single person on this island he'd even remotely consider for a relationship. He had absolutely not even a single iota of interest in anyone here. IftheywereXanxus, ( Read more... )

[If you had been a resident in apartment 027, you may have noticed that it's been almost scarily quiet these fast few days for supposedly housing a shark. This being that the shark was no longer there. Nor had he been staying there for a few days now. In fact, it's been so quiet, some may have even wondered if he had left the island some how. This ( Read more... )